Can't find my Pants
yourkinkymistress:

Want to serve me?
erikkagrey:

~erikka

erikkagrey:

~erikka

recentgooglesearches:

Help I smoked a weed am I going to die

Me: *calls u a nerd*
Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*

vanillish:

when mcdonalds forgets your barbeque sauce

manicpixiedreamalien:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

I once pointed this out to some boys and they said I didn’t understand how vaginas worked.