Please don’t go; I’ll eat you up, I love you so.
imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it
on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college
Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both
Wow my tampons encourage me more than my parents do