Can't find my Pants
surrealisticpleasure:

Please don’t go; I’ll eat you up, I love you so.

surrealisticpleasure:

Please don’t go; I’ll eat you up, I love you so.

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

daddyslittlesadist:

mistressmoxx:

I do love my time with MY sub’s.

^both?

daddyslittlesadist:

mistressmoxx:

I do love my time with MY sub’s.

^both?

irisvixen:

Wow my tampons encourage me more than my parents do

irisvixen:

Wow my tampons encourage me more than my parents do

theuniverseworks:

jahjoma:
andromeda, oil on canvas, 50x50cm, 2013

theuniverseworks:

jahjoma:

andromeda, oil on canvas, 50x50cm, 2013